A Healthy Level of Insanity

(10 Steps to Achive Your Goal)

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing Cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favours."

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

7. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."